April 01, 2008

Trump Bay Ridge On the Way

If the reports we hear are true, the two Bay Ridge Towers are about to have a pricy neighbor.

Our sources tell us that the Trump Organization is quietly acquiring land parcels south of the Bay Ridge Towers for the construction of Trump Bay Ridge.

The 50 story condominium will contain a mere 100 massive units, with prices ranging from $2,500,000 to $17,500,000 depending on whether the buyer prefers the "Gowanus View", the "Harbor View" or the "Commodore Barry View" that offers commanding vistas of the Verrazzano Bridge and the harbor.

All units will be fitted with Energy Star compliant appliances and triple glazed windows, so residents of Trump Bay Ridge will be striking a mighty blow against global warming.

Final construction details are being hammered out with City Councilman Gentile, who is trying to obtain a discount for existing Bay Ridge residents.

Interested buyers should watch for an official announcement in the Home Reporter and Sunset News shortly.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they're going to put this building at the site of the green church. I got eyes, you got eyes.

Anonymous said...

Love the palm trees in the photo. I am sure they will do very well during a Bay Ridge winter.

4/1 :-)

The Phantom said...

That's not a photo...that's an artist rendition!!

Aa always, the Bay Ridge Blog is avant garde, and I am anticipating the terrible plague of Global Warming to hit the Bay Ridge Towers.

Anonymous said...

Give me a Break! Do we really need this in Bay Ridge especially, with our mostly nice nothing over 4story apartments and 2 story houses. Big Biz at it once again driving out poor and middle class folks!

Anonymous said...

will thy get richard martin be the super?

Anonymous said...

The first 'anonymous' is the Kong

Anonymous said...

Maybe it'll take some heat off the Gregory?

Anonymous said...

maybe an April Fool's joke?

Anonymous said...

Who's the Kong?

Anonymous said...

Someone should be patrolling him. Waaaaaah!

Anonymous said...

Hey my daughter could hear, step in the back.

Anonymous said...

You had me ...that is until I read that the Gowanus view would be going for a mere $2.5M! That is ludicrous. A Gowanus View isnt worth more than $2.4M.

Anonymous said...

Trump bay ridge, hey if we don't have it what you want, you can get it!!!

Maestra said...

Are you kidding me!?

I don't know how I feel about this

Anonymous said...

We need more projects like this in Bay Ridge. The area has so much potential!