April 15, 2008

Bean Post Billy Busts Boston-Loving Bum!

Billy DiCristina was having a few pops a few nights back at Bay Ridge's Bean Post Pub over on 76th and Fifth, where a patron told him about the treasonous attempt by
Gino ("the rat") Castignole to jinx the new Yankee Stadium by planting a Red Sox shirt in its concrete flooring.

Billy did what any red-blooded New Yorker would do. "Get me the Post " he said to the bartender. "We have to get that Boston garbage out of our Stadium"!

The rest is history. The Post broke the story to the world. The Yankees dug up the toxic waste. The curse is cursed. And Billy is the uncrowned King of Bay Ridge.

The Bean Post Pub is hereby declared the official Yankee bar of Bay Ridge. And Billy's money is no good there any more!

Billy DiCristina, Construction Worker, and Righteous Bay Ridge Bar Customer


WIBR said...

That's a shame. Speaking as a Mets fan - that place is now dead to me.

The Green Hornet said...

i can't believe white is a met fan, sorry to hear that. i don't think my money is good in the bean post either. you gotta be able to take it in the nose.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'll never darken th edoor way of the Bean Post ever again. I'll just keep going to the Bally Bunion a REAL Mets bar

Gotham City Insider said...

Is Billy DiCristina 4 feet tall or was that photo taken by a giant?