April 12, 2009

Easter Message to the Somali Pirates

When you see a US flag ship, stay very, very far away.

Don't f*** with the US Navy. They don't play. Trust me on this one.

The US has had an effective strategy in dealing with pirates since the days of Thomas Jefferson. The strategy is to destroy them, without mercy.

Good work, men of the Alabama and the men of the US Navy.

Semper fi.


Anonymous said...

Why was I blessed with this musical talent?

bobby said...

i don't like pirates

Anonymous said...

ARRGGGG - What do yees have against pirate!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel like a very special man!!

Anonymous said...

I think the Pirates, have a better chance to openning a Key-Food then they do on 69th Str.